Soup weather just refuses to die. Here at Runner's World headquarters, we got six inches of snow yesterday. Today, all outdoor surfaces are covered in ice. Despite the fact that it's March, it's still cold and nasty enough outside to merit treadmill runs, the wearing of puffy coats, and the consumption of hot foods. This tortilla soup is two kinds of hot: temperature hot (it's soup, for crying out loud) and spicy hot (thanks, jalapenos!). It's relatively easy to make, loaded with veggies, and vegan. (Unless you put cheese on top of it. Actual tortillas are blended into the soup, so it's nice and thick and full of carbs, which are what we all crave during these dreary, winter days, right? You may unsubscribe at any time. The recipe is from Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook (published by Rodale, Runner's World's parent company). The cookbook (and the food blog that's behind it) earns its name by using plenty of profanity, so if you click on this link to learn more about the book, consider yourself warned—the language is not safe for work.

(The version we reprinted below is censored.) Recipe from Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook by Thug Kitchen. Copyright (c) 2014 by Thug Kitchen, LLC. By permission of Rodale Books. Available wherever books are sold. This old-school Southwestern soup is so g‐‐d‐‐‐ good, even your grandma would approve. Just don't let her catch you swearing in the house. Makes enough for four as a main, six as a side. 1 yellow or white onion 1 to 2 jalapenos 1 tablespoon olive oil 2½ teaspoons each ground cumin, dried oregano, and chili powder 1 can (14.5 ounces) low-salt diced tomatoes* ¼ cup tomato paste 5 cups vegetable broth 1 tablespoon lime juice 6 to 8 corn tortillas, cut into 1-inch squares** 1½ cups cooked chickpeas*** Toppings: Chopped cilantro, minced jalapenos, avocado, shake from the bottom of your tortilla chip bag 1. Chop up the onion, carrot, and bell pepper into pieces about the size of a chickpea. Mince the garlic and jalapenos.

Now you're ready to get down to business. 2. Grab a large soup pot and sauté the onion in the oil until it starts to look a little see-through, about 2 minutes. Add the carrot and bell pepper and cook until everything is golden, another 3 minutes. Add the jalapenos, garlic, spices, and salt and cook for another 30 seconds. oster ironman 250-watt fitness blenderThis should smell pretty g‐‐d‐‐‐ dope right about now. waring pro 75th anniversary blenderAdd the diced tomatoes and tomato paste. oster ironman 250-watt fitness blenderMake sure that you stir that son of a b‐‐‐‐ around enough so that the paste isn't just sitting in a clump. oster blender with food processor 6688

Add the broth and let that all come to a simmer. 3. Now it's time to take this m‐‐‐‐‐‐f‐‐‐‐‐ up a notch. Add the lime juice and tortilla squares. Stir everything up and let that all gently simmer together until the tortillas get nice and soft, about 10 minutes. Now turn off the heat and grab your immersion blender and pulverize that b‐‐‐‐‐‐ until it's nice and smooth. philips blender hr2094 spare partsIf you don't have an immersion blender, you can throw this all in your regular blender in batches too. hamilton beach scovill 14 speed blenderTaste and add more of whatever you think it needs.oster hand mixer model 2532 4. Serve this up with chickpeas piled in the center of each bowl, with chunks of avocado, some minced jalapeno, and some cilantro.

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